HORSE

Ep. 194: Is This In Case Magellan Is Watching?

Full Court Press: Steph Leaves Under Armour, Klay/Ja Beef, Pat Bev Arrested, CP3 Announces Retirement Special Segment: Rating The NBA City Edition Jerseys And Courts See the jerseys and courts- https://www.nba.com/news/2025-26-nike-city-edition-uniforms-unveiledhttps://basketballjerseyarchive.com/news/an-overview-every-new-2025-26-nba-city-court-unveiled/477/And Also: Raef La”Friends”, Crinkly Paper Confetti, T-N-Naur, Vegemike, Intelligent Depth, Hugo The Hornet, The Ballarenas, The Dunkstronaut, Precocious Neophyte Jerseys, Mid 2000’s PowerPoint, King Moonracer, Dribbling Lion Guy, Stanley From The OfficeSponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep. 193: This Stuff Is Tedious (w/ Adam Amin)

Full Court Press: Jaylen Brown’s Hairline, Ja Morant Drama, Bulls/Knicks Vibe Checks & New NBA All-Star Game FormatAn Interview With: Chicago Bulls/MLB/NFL Announcer Adam Amin And Also: Dairy Bird, Jelsea vs Chelsea, Toxic Forces Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep. 192: ​​My Eyes Are Down Here

Full Court Press: HUGE NBA Betting Scandal And Early Returns From The NBA SeasonRating The NBA Emirates Cup Courts: Which Ones Did We Like?And Also: Shaolin Temples, Fiesta Locker Rooms, Very Long Wemby-esque Bones, Unc, Compliminsult, A Whale’s Vagina, See Red Vs Seared, Melissoning Or Sissoning, Yada Yada, The Indigo Space, Rectangle Situation, Gnashing Of Teeth, Parquet vs “Parkay”, Millennial Gray, Papyrus, Let Em Know, Fart Noise, BOOM BABY, New Jersey License Plate, Faded Piss, Serif Font, TJ Maxx, Golden Corral, Weth North/Wet NortSponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep. 191: Even Commissioner Gordon Worked With Billionaires (‘25–’26 NBA Drama Draft)

Full Court Press: Aces Sweep The WNBA FinalsThe Annual NBA Drama Draft: Ranking The Spiciest Storylines For The Coming Season And Also: Tab Monster Tendencies, TorONNo, Dynasty Colorways, High Stakes RPS, Lag Advantage, Grumpy Boys, The Banana Stand, Revenge Bodies, Podcast P, Skinny Zion, Poole Party In New Orleans, Praying For Buzelis, Wardrobe-Related Drama, All Caps PROBLEMS, Baby Stem Cells, Heat Culture, Alliterative Players, Shaolin Monks, Zenby, Zachramento, Beam Team, Cherry Blossoms, Tickle Me Pink, GO BOGGS!Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep. 190: Give Phee Her Phlowers

Full Court Press: WNBA Playoffs Recap/Finals Prediction, Napheesa Collier Calls Out The W, NBA Offseason Drama, Clippers Media Day And Also: Huckleberry Finn, Professional Talkers, Splash Cousins, Digestible Digestables, Mall Of America/Target Dresses, Mad Yikesy, HORSE Livestream Curse, Frozen Fist, Brotherly Bang, Spicy Statements, Generic Playoff SuccessSponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.